My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress.
My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident.
Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.
HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE.
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS.
Bless this man.
the man. the myth. the legend.
Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?
This is all I’ve known, I feel like I came in out the wrong time *closes door slowly*
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
#i wonder if some people truly understand the meaning in this scene #here they are in 2005 on new years day #in a deserted street with a young and carefree rose tyler #and a battle-ridden and close-to-death time lord #this is rose before everything happened #this is the doctor after everything had occurred #it was a moment that welcomed rose into a life with time and space at her hands #and a chance to be someone bigger #and a chance to fall in love with someone called the doctor #a man who could change his face #it was the moment in which the doctor finally let her go #it was a chance for him to say a proper goodbye #one that didn’t end because time had ran out #one that didn’t end because it caused too much pain #the doctor could have changed everything #he could have told her the truth about how he felt and have it merely been a random proclamation from a drunken stranger in an alleyway #but he couldnt do it because it would have been the first time he told rose tyler I love you and in that moment it would have meant nothing #to the girl who meant everything #so the doctor used this moment for his last goodbye and rose tyler’s first hello #it was her first day of their forever and his last
have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other like idk
I’m really curious about what the distribution of tumblr users looks like worldwide…
peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
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